The other day Monkey and Bug were eating lunch, I was unloading the dishwasher with my back turned to the boys, the TV was on in the other room. The boys were being fairly well behaved, eating their PB&J sandwiches and strawberries and milk.
Did I mention the TV was on?
Monkey was watching Planet Earth earlier and apparently it either wasn't over yet or he started a new episode. He kept leaving the table to go watch the show. I wasn't too concerned, the sound wasn't even on, he was just watching the animals run around and in this episode, it was all sunshine and roses.
So there I was, with my back to them, emptying the dishwasher (did I mention I was also on the phone), and Monkey comes running up to me in hysterics. He is absolutely sobbing and I must admit, he's been in this crying phase lately so I wasn't too concerned and was about to tell him to go finish his lunch. He was attempting to tell me something though and he really was upset and not just the kind of upset he gets when he thinks he can get his sister or brother in trouble.
Me: "What's wrong?" (This is said sincerely by the way).
Monkey: "He ate the apple!"
Me: "What? He ate the apple? Ian? You didn't have an apple. You mean the strawberries?" I double check his plate to see if I somehow forgot that I gave the boys apples. Nope, and their strawberries were long gone.
Monkey: Still in hysterics, "NO! They ate all the apples!"
Me: "What? Monkey, you need to calm down a bit so you can tell me."
Incapable of calming down I am still not able to understand this apple predicament. Every once in a while, I still have problems with Monkey's speech, especially if he's upset or if he comes up to me with a random statement or question. This was apparently one of those times. I ask if he can explain it differently or use different words. This calms him down enough for him to announce, "They ate all the animals!"
Oh. No. Did I mention he was watching Planet Earth? Just to be clear, "They ate all the animals?"
Monkey: He starts sobbing again, "All the animal are eating each other!"
I had visions of animal carnage with dozens of animals randomly eating each other. I was pretty sure it was a zebra or a seal but at that point it was over. "I don't ever want to watch that show ever, ever again. I HATE it! It's awful!"
We cuddle on the couch while I try to explain to him why things happen as they do without freaking him out and making him a vegetarian.
Fast forward to later that afternoon. Sunshine says she wants to watch something. Monkey has the remote and asks what a particular item is reading. I tell him it's Planet Earth (the irony). Sunshine asks what that is and Monkey tells her it's about animals and they should watch it. Sunshine seems gung ho about it and then he announces that animals each other.
Horrified, Sunshine is on the verge of tears and says she doesn't want to watch it. She questions me if it's true and if we really have to watch it. I tell her yes it happens and no we aren't going to watch it.
I then ask Monkey, "Why would you do ask her if she wants to watch it?"
Monkey: "Because I want to watch it."
Me: "You said you never wanted to watch it again and that you didn't like it."
Monkey: With a very smug look on his face, "Now I do like it."
*Sigh* and this is how my life goes.